Introducing The Destroyers

My adorable toddlers…aka “The Destroyers” and their random acts of mess making.

sunscreen

He's well protected from the sun today.

toothpaste

Weapon of choice for the day...toothpaste.

teddy bear

Well that mystery is solved. Teddy bears, in fact, do NOT float.

room explosion2

If it aint nailed down, it's gettin' tossed.

double trouble

Evil scheme plotting has never looked so cute.

sugar bowl

Because the sugar high from this morning's Fruit Loops just wasn't enough.

sharpie

Reason #569 why Sharpies are banned from our house.

pink marker

The Destroyer strikes again...this time in pink.

parm cheese

Parmesan cheese anyone?

outlet

Hence the reason we have locks on the outside of The Destroyer's bedroom.

mud

Build a mud puddle, they will come. Most likely pant-less and shoe-less.

mothers day

Apparently he felt strongly that my Mother's Day bouquet was undeserved this year.

goose egg

"So THIS is why mom told me to not throw rocks at the fence 12 inches from my face. Huh..."

fingerpaint

Toothpaste and toilet water make AWESOME finger paints!

dulcolax

The good news... After breaking into the medicine cabinet, The Destroyers only swallowed 1 before getting caught. The bad news... Our plans will need to involve a bathroom today.

drums

Finally something The Destroyers can whack without getting a time-out.

color crayoned

Me: "What did you do to your face?" Destroyer: "I color-crayoned my face."

band aid

Destroyer #1 with a self-inflicted rug burn. Destroyer #2 with a sympathy band-aid.

baby powder

Sadly, he misunderstood the directions on where exactly to apply the baby powder.

room explosion1

Good thing for the curtains they're nailed down.

asleep

It must have been an especially busy day of pillaging and evil doing.

busy book

It's finally come down to this.

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