Introducing The Destroyers Posted on October 8, 2011 by Misty My adorable toddlers…aka “The Destroyers” and their random acts of mess making. PausePlayPlayPrev|Next He's well protected from the sun today. Weapon of choice for the day...toothpaste. Well that mystery is solved. Teddy bears, in fact, do NOT float. If it aint nailed down, it's gettin' tossed. Evil scheme plotting has never looked so cute. Because the sugar high from this morning's Fruit Loops just wasn't enough. Reason #569 why Sharpies are banned from our house. The Destroyer strikes again...this time in pink. Parmesan cheese anyone? Hence the reason we have locks on the outside of The Destroyer's bedroom. Build a mud puddle, they will come. Most likely pant-less and shoe-less. Apparently he felt strongly that my Mother's Day bouquet was undeserved this year. "So THIS is why mom told me to not throw rocks at the fence 12 inches from my face. Huh..." Toothpaste and toilet water make AWESOME finger paints! The good news... After breaking into the medicine cabinet, The Destroyers only swallowed 1 before getting caught. The bad news... Our plans will need to involve a bathroom today. Finally something The Destroyers can whack without getting a time-out. Me: "What did you do to your face?" Destroyer: "I color-crayoned my face." Destroyer #1 with a self-inflicted rug burn. Destroyer #2 with a sympathy band-aid. Sadly, he misunderstood the directions on where exactly to apply the baby powder. Good thing for the curtains they're nailed down. It must have been an especially busy day of pillaging and evil doing. It's finally come down to this. Print Me!