In the 4 short months this blog has been in existence, the way in which people find me continues to make me giggle. It reminds me people are just plain strange and I have a huge appreciation for strange. I wanted to share with you the top 10 search terms people have actually typed into a search engine and landed on my blog. For the sake of my modesty (and mother-in-law who is a loyal follower), I’ve not included the graphic and down-right twisted terms people enter into search engines. No, this list is just plain funny.

#10: Stiffler’s Mom (boy are you on the wrong blog)

#9: Ugly boy socks (ugly boys or ugly socks, please clarify)

#8: Duggar’s dinner menu (try www.hometownbuffet.com)

#7: Have you farted during a pap smear (ahem…no)

#6: Pantless (I have 4 boys in this house, when are they NOT pantless?)

#5: Menu planning sucks (you have obviously never read Menu Planning 101)

#4: Gun-purse baskin-robbins coach (the hell?)

#3: Moms who have kids (as opposed to moms without?)

#2: Toddlers who destroy (welcome, you’ve come to the right place)

And the #1 search term thus far…

#1: Moms need wine (I’ll repeat, you’ve come to the right place)